I'm Not Crying - Flight Of The Conchords (Lyrics)

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Published by FOTC0123 at 06/01/2008 21:57 Like 1,503 Dislike 16
I'm Not Crying
Flight Of The Conchords
Series One - Episode One - Sally

So, you're leaving, aren't you
I knew it when you said just then and you told me you were leaving
That's when I definitely knew
But if you're trying to break my heart
Your plan is flawed from the start
You can't break my heart, it's liquid
It melted when I met you
And as you turn around to leave
Don't turn back to me
Don't turn around and see if I'm crying
I'm not crying

I'm not crying
It's just been raining
On my face
And if you think you see some tear tracks down my cheeks
Please. Pleasee, don't tell my mates
I'm not crying
No, I'm not crying
And if I am crying
It's not because of you
It's because I'm thinking about a friend of mine you don't know who is dying
That's right, dying
These aren't tears of sadness because you're leaving me
I've just been cutting onions
I'm making a lasagna
For one
Oh, I'm not crying
No
There's just a little bit of dust in my eye
That's from the path that you made when you said your goodbye
I'm not weeping because you won't be here to hold my hand
For your information there's an inflammation in my tear gland
I'm not upset because you left me this way
My eyes are just a little sweaty today
They've been looking around, a lot
Searching for you
They've been looking for you
Even though I told them not to
These aren't tears of sadness
They're tears of joy
I'm just laughing
Ha ha ha-ha ha

I'm sitting at this table called love
Staring down at the irony of life
How come we've reached this fork in the road
And yet it cuts like a knife
I'm not crying
I'm not crying
I'm not cry-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-ing

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Latest comments

  1. Aogacho, at 04/07/2013 21:49, says:
    PIRATES BAND OF MISFITS 8D
  2. Trevor Gogel, at 03/30/2013 21:40, says:
    how did i get here?!
  3. Harper0911, at 03/30/2013 19:15, says:
    Broke up with a girl a year ago. I still listen to this song to cheer me up. My heart is liquid. Fuck her.
  4. Katylin Soza, at 03/25/2013 01:29, says:
    1:52
  5. HarryHaubitze, at 03/10/2013 20:45, says:
    im making a lasagne..... for one... !!
  6. Alexis Hamilton, at 03/03/2013 20:39, says:
    I quote this song a lot. because i'm not crying. really, i swear.
  7. doomslayer1995, at 03/02/2013 00:00, says:
    16 people cried...
  8. All4Symbian, at 03/01/2013 09:49, says:
    Dont get those guys. Like guys with no balls :)
  9. UnitedStateofMonkey, at 02/24/2013 20:18, says:
    said every fandom ever
  10. EditorsFortune, at 02/16/2013 01:25, says:
    *facepalm*
  11. Slavko Skocimis, at 02/13/2013 19:07, says:
    They aren't cryin' it's just been raining on their faces.
  12. kleptic, at 02/13/2013 18:55, says:
    16 people are crying.
  13. sierra brown, at 02/05/2013 22:54, says:
    movie cracks me up
  14. Romain Mersel, at 01/25/2013 19:58, says:
    16 People are crying
  15. Emmae Frankii, at 01/04/2013 19:37, says:
    Sarcasm.
  16. Belle Blossom, at 01/02/2013 06:57, says:
    the song is I'm not crying but why are they crying?
  17. amy jahshan, at 12/26/2012 01:01, says:
    MINE TO
  18. 詳細くりっく 宝くじ当選 当選金お譲りします, at 12/12/2012 05:10, says:
    ◆◇◆◇◆いきなりの書き込み失礼します。お金にお困りの方、いらっしゃいますか?実は宝くじで100,000,000円当選したのですが、その使い道に困ってます...馬鹿みたいな話ですが事実です。単刀直入に申しますとこの当選金をどなたかにお譲りしたいと思ってます。既にお譲りが済んだ方もいますが、少額でのお譲りが多かったため結構な額が残ってます...本日中にお譲りする事も可能なので遠慮せず仰って下さい。出来る限りご希望の金額を、と考えております。もし、お受け取りになりたい方いましたら、サイト内ですと書き込みが削除されます場合が御座いますので、こちらの→【http://473.jp】リンクより、スムーズにお話をすすめる事ができますので、どうぞお早めのご連絡をお待ちしております。◆◇◆◇◆
  19. bertramxscott, at 12/07/2012 22:57, says:
    Flight Of The Conchords band brought me here
  20. Orr Shomroni, at 12/04/2012 20:26, says:
    The Pirates movie brought me here :-D
  21. brettpooped, at 12/03/2012 02:19, says:
    1:50 Thom Yorke
  22. 宝くじ当選しました 当選金の一億譲ります, at 11/20/2012 15:38, says:
    ◆◇◆◇◆いきなりの書き込み失礼します。お金にお困りの方、いらっしゃいますか?実は宝くじで100,000,000円当選したのですが、その使い道に困ってます...馬鹿みたいな話ですが事実です。単刀直入に申しますとこの当選金をどなたかにお譲りしたいと思ってます。既にお譲りが済んだ方もいますが、少額でのお譲りが多かったため結構な額が残ってます...本日中にお譲りする事も可能なので遠慮せず仰って下さい。出来る限りご希望の金額を、と考えております。もし、お受け取りになりたい方いましたら、サイト内ですと書き込みが削除されます場合が御座いますので、こちらの→【http://437.jp】リンクより、スムーズにお話をすすめる事ができますので、どうぞお早めのご連絡をお待ちしております。◆◇◆◇◆
  23. Baldeep Singh, at 11/20/2012 01:12, says:
    this song is stuck in my head from last whole week... How come we've reached this fork in the road, And yet it cuts like a knife! no, i am not crying...

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