How many dances can you point out in this song?! :)
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Chorus Sung by:
Lisa Lavie
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Music by
Mike Kalombo
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LYRICS***
Intro:
Time to get up out ya chair
theres new dances everywhere
I wish people would just chill
with these rap dances for real
but thats how everyone gets DOWN ,
just to blend in with the crowd
only thing thats on my mind is which dumb dance we doing tonight?!

...We gon dumb this down.

1rst Verse:
We are, yeah I said it, we are
heading to the club to dance like simpletons
I've got fatigue from rap dance everything
"crank this", "jerk that", rap dance everything
And it doesn't stop there I"ll tell you what is really rough
trying to act hard while I'm "getting silly's" tough.
How you do the "stanky leg"?
I'll figure it out later, since I'm broke
can I "make it rain" with strips of paper
I can't stand the "cha cha slide" I hope they never play that!
I'd rather do the "running man" wjhile I "cabbage patch"!
Yeah I'm talking "bird walk" "chicken head" "chicken noodle soup" UH
Is hip-hop sick with the bird flu or what? Hold up!?

2nd Chorus:
Some are lame and its not fair
they get made up without a care
so I'll keep doing my own thang
hoping soon the song will change
just one thing remember now
Bankhead Bounce is outta style
only thing thats on my mind is which dumb dance we doing tonight?!

Heeeeeeeeey heeeeeeay
Heeeeeeeeey heeeeeeay
Which dumb dance we doin tonight?!

2nd Verse
We are, yeah, I said it, we are
making up our own dance so follow the leader
patriotism's hot now, 'pledge of allegiance'
dance floor fiend, I pulled a hamstring "krumping" too hard.
AH! AH!
Cant nobody rock it like this
"Carlton Banks" then the "Will Smith"
In the club laughing at this group of guys they jealous
We "1,2 steppin" with some girls they "booty dewin"with the fellas
AYO!
we bustin out the "kid n play"
they "voguing" like Madonna striking poses with a funny face.
EWWWW!
I just realized though
black russians have milk, i cant take lactose
Ewwwwwww!!!

LISA
Some are lame and its not fair
they get made up without a care
so I'll keep doing my own thang
hoping soon the song will change
just one thing remember now
Bankhead Bounce is outta style
only thing thats on my mind is which dumb dance we doing tonight?!

Heeeeeeeeey heeeeeeay
Heeeeeeeeey heeeeeeay
Which dumb dance we doin tonight?!

"KANYE"

ITS CRAZY HOW I CAN TO AN AWARD SHOW
AND PISS EVERY BODY OFF LIKE A DODO
MY SOCIAL CONDUCT IS THAT OF A FOUR YEAR OLD
NEXT LIVE AWARDS SHOW STOP ME AT THE DOOR YO

I'M LIKE A GOSSIP JOURNALIST WITH A BAD SOURCE
CUZ I CREATE DRAMA NOBODY ASKED FOR
I NEED TO THINK TWICE CAUSE I'M ON A CRASH COURSE
WHAT YOU THINK I SPAZ FOR? CUZ I AM AN ATTENTION WHORE!

BUT AS LONG AS I AM HISSY FITTING
I'LL BE KNOWN AS A LOUD MOUTH DRAMA QUEEN.
I CAN SPEND MY WHOLE LIFE ATTENTION SEEKING
ONLY THING I'LL FIND IS MY SALES ARE SINKING.

BEFORE I SPOKE I SHOULD'VE TRIED REFRAINING
BUT I AIN'T GOT, UH.... HOME TRAINING
COOTH LESSON SKIPPED, NOW I'M GETTING RIPPED
CUZ I STOLE THE SPOTLIGHT AWAY FROM TAYLOR SWIFT.

I SHOULD'VE LEFT HOME THE BOTTLE OF THE HENNESSEY
THE LIQUOR SPOKE AND NOW EVERYBODYS BOOING ME
I SWEAR WHEN I SPEAK IT'S NOTHING LESS THAN PROLIFIC
CAUSE IM THE KING OF THE BUM RUSH THE STAGE OLYMPICS

WHAT DUMB DANCE AM I DOING? IT'S A NEW THING
A TAP DANCE AROUND THE REAL REASON IM A DOUCHE, MAYNE!'
I'M TRIPPIN, I'M PULLING RANK SOMEONE TEENAGED
BUT I WOULD'NT HAVE PULLED THAT STUNT IF 50 CENT WAS ON THE STAGE.

Outro:
Heeeeeeeeey heeeeeeay
Heeeeeeeeey heeeeeeay
Which dumb dance we doin tonight?!