The Starbucks Rant Song 2

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Published by chrissizle at 09/21/2011 02:23
Once again, there are a few curse words. So be aware.

Unfortunately I was fired today for the video I posted (The Starbucks Rant Song).

Yes, it sucks really badly, but I will be okay. I want to thank everybody for being so supportive through it. I'm glad that some of you felt better after a stressful shift when watching it.

Continue to fight the good fight. Hopefully people will realize how much pressure you guys deal with and treat you more respectfully. I love you!

P.s. I really don't understand why different races order different drinks. If you have any insight leave me a comment and let me know! And of course, it isn't a universal rule, just an observation.

Lyrics:

Just so you know,
I loved my job
I loved my boss
and coffee too
I will miss every minute I spent
with my starbucks crew

I understand and take responsibility
for the things I said
And if I offended you,
that's not what I meant

I wish there was another way
but at the bottom they don't hear what we say
so we take the risk and maybe someday
a sacrifice can help impliment change.

Hey Customer
Why the hell are you being so rude?
I'm just a kid trying to pay for school
A human being not an animal

and some of you who just get a brew,
you think your simple but its far from the truth
no I can't refill that cups three days old
you want extra cream then complain that it's cold

Take your 100 dollar bill and go to the bank
I can't break it because I don't have the change
Oh your entire staff wants frappucinos?
maybe call ahead so that we know

Please get off the phone and don't ignore me
there are people behind you can you please be ready
my caramel tunnel is beginning to flare
a dangerous RSI but they don't seem to care

Hey man at the bar who ordered a checkerboard mocha
it's time this is said
That's a nickname for the colors of chocolate used
but a checkerboard is black and red

And I don't understand why races order the same
it is far beyond me
but when an african american walks into the store
he'll probably order a strawberries and cream

The manly man gets a grande drip
the arab a chai tea latte
and when somebody is here for the first time
they order a Mcdonalds frappe

the little white kid gets a vanilla bean
of course the mexicans love caramel
hey asian lady you want an espresso over ice?
oh my god, how could you tell?

Oh oh, I know this will offend you
I can't help that it's so true
I know many agree
that it's a starbucks reality

I was there for the death of arabian mocha sunani
almond and valencia
I saw them murder cinnamon syrup
and implement nasty cinnamon spice via

Hey baristas I made this for you
and I love you to death
people need to know what you endure
I'll help get this off of your chest

Because everyday you break your backs
to kiss the customer's ass
Some treat you like the scum of the earth
and there's no way to vent your stress

Oh oh, I know this may offend you
I can't help that it's so true
and so many agree
that it's a starbucks reality

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Latest comments

  1. foryouiwill90, at 01/27/2013 06:37, says:
    OMGOSH!! Thank You!! you relieve everything off my chance.. Being a Barista, you explain everything, that goes on,
  2. Lisa Dewane, at 01/27/2013 04:16, says:
    Wondering if this will end up being one of the free downloads at Starbucks in the near future since it's on itunes now? lol
  3. MitigationElf, at 12/28/2012 17:23, says:
    You need to do more shirtless songs!
  4. TheSeriousTruth, at 12/09/2012 16:28, says:
    Aww you're so humble! You deserve a lot more than minimum wage.
  5. Sy Jones, at 11/26/2012 17:23, says:
    The one and only thing that kills me is the frapp/frappe thing. Seriously...you can't finish the word? I know you see what it says.
  6. Sy Jones, at 11/26/2012 17:24, says:
    Thank you. Thank you so much. I swear its just like that. The company is so amazing it really is, I love my job but some days...man.
  7. troi41, at 11/25/2012 22:14, says:
    Companies cant laugh at themselves, as if your video would hurt their business!! Great job, you dont need them, you have great talent and good future!! Good Luck, maybe post some songs you do sing, amazing voice!!
  8. BitchyEverAfter, at 11/22/2012 21:57, says:
    At the starbucks where I work, asian people only order caramel macchiato's... Am I the only one?
  9. PAVONEZORZ, at 11/17/2012 18:45, says:
    Stick it to the man, man! Puke on that floor!
  10. Gabe Berry, at 11/16/2012 05:19, says:
    i work at starbucks and its all true i agree fuck starbucks there always low on some inventory or wsome shit and all these old pissed off fags fuck them thats why i puked all over the floor today! and made my manger clean that shit up so starbucks can lick my balls!
  11. ihazpokemanz, at 09/03/2012 11:35, says:
    Im the Little White Kid ordering a vanilla bean. 0.0
  12. crissy t, at 07/21/2012 20:28, says:
    I love this video so much!!!!Iused to work for home depot as a cashier where the employees treat you like a slave laborer if your new and the customers treat you worse women cashiers are sent to load fridges and stoves while men work the door or the phone I worked my ass off for no raise and then my back got screwed up to heavy lifting and what happend before my ins payed off on short term disability so I could keep paying it they cut it off....sucks to be a cashier.
  13. face6171, at 07/19/2012 14:07, says:
    hey man im black and i thought this shit was funny lol and i dont drink nasty ass coffee
  14. bunniebee3, at 07/19/2012 12:54, says:
    Kinda scary. 
  15. L Artis, at 07/19/2012 12:12, says:
    Im not offended but im brown american and my husband never orders strawberries n creme... just a caramel frap
  16. michael nagy, at 07/19/2012 12:46, says:
    Your songs are great.....you need to look into writing songs!!!
  17. Michael Garver, at 07/19/2012 12:09, says:
    That was a great tune! Sorry about your job! You are too talented for a coffee maker anyway! Good luck with your next venture and I hope the best for you.
  18. The1stPinky, at 07/19/2012 11:15, says:
    Neither myself, nor any of my family members, nor any of my friends have EVER ordered ANYTHING strawberry from Starbucks, thank you very much! lol
  19. Casey McClanahan, at 07/19/2012 09:07, says:
    I hope you get get job soon bud, I realy do and maybe starbucks will offer it's employes more pay, good luck bud.
  20. crysstal2312, at 07/19/2012 06:40, says:
    Like Seriously Loved both Videos! You are so brave and I am sorry that you lost you're job, but your music and creativity is amazing! Keep it up!! Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!
  21. KSIDeathBoyy, at 07/19/2012 05:14, says:
    Everyone's different with their opinions... Including me. Kinda sounds like you had a little help from corporate writing this song.
  22. nhines606, at 07/19/2012 05:55, says:
    I loved it and it is true .... live with it. Ethnicty is real, Mexicans like lemon or lime, Blacks like strawberry and whites like me lke vanilla bean. Just the way it is. Get over it !!!
  23. BrianHBlackson, at 07/19/2012 04:26, says:
    AWESOME KID..... SNIFF"....SNIFF" AWESOME!
  24. sbsennui, at 07/19/2012 03:08, says:
    Like so many others I loved and completely understand your rant. Thank you! As to your second rant: I hope you find another job that pays well and are able to continue with music.. I appreciate everything you've done for us. Best of luck! -fellow barista in Cola SC
  25. bommchakaka, at 07/18/2012 23:35, says:
    Same with retail..........GO YOU FOR DOING THIS!!!

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