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Published by marymc1971 at 01/23/2011 06:30 Like

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Typical drug seeking patient

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Amory Blaine, at 05/20/2013 20:20, says:
This is why I never tell my doctor about my chronic pain. My quality of life is shit, but I refuse to be called a drug addict just because I am in pain, and I do not even take anything for and they wold still call me an addict. I hope my life is short because I do not know how much longer I can deal with being in pain everyday.
MrSistermaryelephant, at 05/10/2013 23:52, says:
@profstat5 No, you can't have a valium. I saw you on camera and you looked just fine, you're not having a panic attack.
profsat5, at 05/10/2013 23:12, says:
I don't believe you.You are full of bullshit.
carpanthers4ever, at 05/06/2013 10:38, says:
be nice to your nurses people. whatever bullshit you deal with, they deal with it about 10 times worse and long after we go home (when we arent on call)
Tara A, at 04/10/2013 08:28, says:
Well put! :-) Can you help EVERY doc and nurse to think this way, and understand?
MajIerin, at 03/08/2013 07:14, says:
. SHUT YOUR FUCK HOLE .
youregatorbait, at 03/07/2013 13:16, says:
@majlerin Wow. You're pretty fucked up, mentally. I hope you get help.. Like the stepping in front of a bus kind. Druggies are bad, but nut jobs are scary
MajIerin, at 02/27/2013 05:01, says:
@RendContoere FUCK you, drug addicted "benefits" dependent euro-trash. Your opinion here is like hearing a convicted child molester in prison bitching at the prison guards because your Internet access to the NAMBLA was cut off. It's like the convicted child molester who "lectures" the guards about how unprofessional they are when you overhear the guards describing the inmates as "scum". SUCK me, euro-addict.
MajIerin, at 02/27/2013 05:38, says:
After loading him w/ a gram of Zemuron IV and bashing his teeth out, you're sucking chunks of his lung out with a yankaur very carelessly lodged between his 5th & 6th ribs. You've looked him in the eye and said "You DIE today, asshole!" You pump 10 mg of narcan and 5 mg of romazacon into his IV to unload all those addicted mu and GABA receptors and watch him sweat as he REALLY feels the pain. Stick a morgue tag on his toe, drag his carcass into the elevator and push "basement".
RendContoere, at 02/26/2013 19:10, says:
You work on a regular basis and yet you see no connection between that and your lazy, surly attitudes. But, what's worse is you have no sympathy or remorse and are sociopathic enough to make extreme light of the part of the hospital with the highest mortality toll. Get help.
RendContoere, at 02/26/2013 19:05, says:
Psychopaths. Maybe you should concentrate more on how many people could live through illness if you get off of your overly entitled asses and made efficient reactions to your patients. But, in spite of your efforts you American medical people are quite insane. Clinically riddled with personality and mood mental illness and disease. There is no other explanation for your talking like you work at a country club and are mocking golfers. Your minds are extraordinarily sick. People die where
42icee, at 02/25/2013 05:49, says:
Ha again a bunch of comments from those who think they need to educate the masses. Thanks for adding more comedy to an already hilarious video
akrnd114379, at 02/06/2013 20:10, says:
Start an IV saying it's for dilaudid then flame in 400mg of rocuronium. Watch the motherfucker drop to the floor and turn blue in 20sec. Mask vent him intermittently to keep him alive and tell him "prick, you DIE today". Ram a dull pen between his ribs then jam a used yankaur into his pleura and hook it to full wall suction. Kick his balls a few times and spit in his face. Use a paperweight to smash his teeth then sit him in a wheelchair, put a Morgue tag on him, roll him into the elevator
MrSistermaryelephant, at 01/07/2013 05:20, says:
This is how i speak to patients. When see bullshit, i call them on it. I work in Mental Health and Addictions
Sarah0811J, at 12/27/2012 07:59, says:
This is an accurate portrayal of many of my patients
Meghan Smith, at 12/14/2012 03:44, says:
That's bullshit! Did the spider leave the tracks on your arms too? Lol
usabrat2, at 12/11/2012 05:39, says:
I LOVE the seizure!!!! OMG!!! I had a Pt like this recently that had similar "seizures"...It was everything I could do NOT to laugh at him. I had to leave the room... Thankfully he slept most of the night. I don't think I could have handled another "seizure".
ctynrse, at 12/06/2012 05:20, says:
Omg! Lmao I have that patient now!
1caninelover, at 11/29/2012 20:39, says:
Too true, if it's ordered I give it to them, if they have pain I'd rather err on that side. Even if they are an addict it's not my place to judge unless they bring up the subject. Sometimes alcoholics do want to get sober and don't know how. If they don't I leave the subject alone as I am not their 12-step sponsor.
Encephalitisify, at 11/28/2012 21:46, says:
Most of the time they don't get it. They all assume your drug seeking, if you ask for pain control.
1caninelover, at 11/26/2012 21:49, says:
And you need to go to AlAnon if addicts who are not family of yours get you this agitated.
bitchuknowbetter, at 11/25/2012 02:44, says:
funniest 1 yet lmaoo.. .
THXLUH1976, at 11/20/2012 18:23, says:
Here's some advice for all doctors & nurses. When you print up a pharmacy history be objective. People take pain meds for pain you know. Not just to get high. If you see a person who takes a heart meds you think heart problem. Seizure meds a seizure problem. Pain medicine YOU SHOULD THINK they're in pain...not, they must be a junkie. If they are out of line & exhibiting drug seeking behavior it goes without saying. Just make sure it's drug seeking & not pain relief seeking behavior first. OK?
pictureBigger, at 11/17/2012 20:55, says:
wtf do you expect when pharmaceutical companies make drugs legally and flood the market with them, guaranteeing the black market recieves them, meanwhile lobbying doctors to over-presecribe it and lobbying congress to allow it. profit from your addiction, profit from your sickness, profit from your incarceration, profit from your death. all in a days work
ticks4ticks4, at 11/14/2012 21:01, says:
Severe pain and suffering from a spider bite? Takes oxycodone and alprazolam on a normal, regular basis? Where is the (alleged/resembling) spider bite?Anaphylatic shock? Trouble breathing? 10 out of 10 pain? What was the initial reason (if any) that the oxycodone and alprazolam were prescribed for initially (if any, if true)? From what doctor/clinic? For what type/location of pain/anxiety/other reasons, etc? Where? New pain--or exacerbation? Onset/duration/other symptoms? Needs assessemnt