One Professor's Fantasy

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Published by AmyMaaloxFilms at 10/24/2010 02:05 Like

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Most students are great, but some you want to kill. One professor's fantasy responses to real live things students have said.

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katiesoh70, at 05/02/2013 15:38, says:
Wow are you stupid. And I doubt very much that you were ever a professor.
FunnyAnimegirl838, at 04/30/2013 18:00, says:
This is real life at our fingertips. Many teacher feel like saying what she says whenever this happens.
Gregory B. Sadler, at 04/16/2013 14:25, says:
I've actually had some students come up afterwards and thank me when I'd address waste-of-time student complaints or questions brought up in class time -- though I needed to do that a lot more at other places I've taught. Not so much in my current position
Gregory B. Sadler, at 04/16/2013 14:40, says:
I do still get that -- typically in emails, rather than office hours -- but it's getting more and more rare, strangely enough. . . at least with my students and my classes. Not sure why
theRealCrazyOne, at 04/12/2013 22:05, says:
"I missed the last class, did we do anything important?" I heard this three times in the past hour...
aMidnightBreeze, at 03/10/2013 00:29, says:
How many professors did you observe?
DartmouthAlum96, at 03/10/2013 00:34, says:
My data comes from years of empirical observation.
aMidnightBreeze, at 03/09/2013 23:30, says:
Where is your data?
aMidnightBreeze, at 03/09/2013 23:17, says:
It shouldn't be discouraging unless you're the kind of student depicted in this video. Read the description. It says most students are great and the video is about those few who are really annoying. Is it unfair for professors to be annoyed when a student blames their shortcomings on others? Is it wrong to be annoyed by students who are lazy and do not put in any effort and expect everything to be spoon fed to them without any effort? As a student, I wish some teachers did speak their mind.
DartmouthAlum96, at 02/24/2013 07:51, says:
Despite their protestations to the contrary, most professors live for meetings like this. As a former professor, I'm all too familiar with the personality types that seek out careers in the Ivory Tower. Male professors have a relatively straightforward motive: they like being around young pussy. On the other hand, female professors love the power trip which accompanies their job. They were mostly fat, uncool chicks in school, so they get off on lording their pedagogical power over others.
StreamerVideo, at 02/16/2013 21:02, says:
LOL C's are good though
Calvin Toronto, at 01/03/2013 16:25, says:
Funny, Jessica, I don't see a web site called RateMyStudents. Why not? RateMyProfessor has ANONYMOUS students saying all sorts of random, unfair shit (yes, shit) about their profs. Why? Who knows? They didn't like the C grade they deserved? It amounts to drive-by character assassination. Why don't you go there and make your points about "insulting comments." See what kind of feedback you get. Many students are genuinely interested in their educations. The rest are on their iphones.
Calvin Toronto, at 01/03/2013 16:07, says:
Lol.... But given the whining of randomtragedyx, "the dog at it" would probably be his excuse, too.
NearbyTowels, at 11/24/2012 09:47, says:
That's quite possible. Things are very different elsewhere.
mapu1, at 11/24/2012 06:26, says:
Last time I was there they were minima, but maybe that's because I am in different country.
NearbyTowels, at 11/24/2012 04:23, says:
College assignment word limits are maxima, not minima.
zooberlin100, at 11/08/2012 16:50, says:
This is fabulous.
rwwanon, at 11/08/2012 01:28, says:
A note on realism: I've almost never heard a college student admit that (s)he didn't study for a class. They're a bunch of opportunistic liars. If most students took the energy they spend trying to pass a class and put it into actually trying to understand the ideas of the class, they'd have no problems.
Juhi Mendiratta, at 08/24/2012 16:04, says:
The automaton like voices make this even funnier :D I'm not a professor but I think like that too, when classmates do this!
Emmersen Scott, at 08/21/2012 14:35, says:
unreal
HarmoniousKeys, at 08/05/2012 16:33, says:
I really don't understand why anyone would want to become a teacher. I mean, the pay, I hear, is not too great, and you have to deal with a bunch of lazy slackers like in this video.
nickwalsh727, at 07/25/2012 02:27, says:
how is this a professors fantasy
hani8881, at 07/24/2012 04:56, says:
hahaha .. this video made me laugh so hard
mapu1, at 07/17/2012 12:41, says:
Ooo students are winy bitches look at me giving 3000 word(well that's not that bad actually) essay on topic that can be summarized in about 600 words. Why you are writing bullshit that has noting to do wit topic? Because I can write all that actually maters( for example if its about historical person - birth date, death date, and why we should remember him (books written by him (and shot descriptions of them) in way less words. Nobody cares what schools he went to and what he died from.
wikieditspam, at 06/11/2012 03:58, says:
This is the first time I've seen one of these things that seemed worthwhile. Still total scum though.